Friday 12 August 2011

Captain America. The First Avenger.

If you are considering watching this may I suggest to try something else instead. That would be flossing with your own pubic hair whilst it is still attached to your groin.
This may seem like an bizarre suggestion but I think it would be better on many levels. Firstly it will be visually superior because it won't look like some computer science students bedroom wall covered in vintage comic book bollocks, it could look like some strange performance art (probably not, but it might). It will definitely be more intellectually stimulating, trying to work out a body position to getting you head down there, instead of something that has the tension and emotional connection of passing wind. Finally you won't have to look at "Steve Rogers'" pecks for an hour and a half, instead you will just get a close up look at your own hairy genitals for, well, probably about an hour and a half.